Nine House Rules
Targets move, card values mutate, colours turn hostile and sometimes nobody may stand below nineteen.
The Lemonverse arcade
Games beneath the House.
One Android game in testing, two projects in development and a single recurring problem: Gary has opinions about the rules.
Android testing
Lemons Tell No Lies: Full Duel
Begin with blackjack. Reveal one of nine House Rules. Win or lose the Zesty Toss. Store hidden Cheats, survive Gary’s answer, then resolve the hand beneath the slow collapse of fair play.
Cheat Phase
Stored cards can alter hands, destroy cards, steal momentum or simply occupy space in a very tactical corset.
Sanity & Zest
Marty fights for Sanity. Gary defends his Zest. Final losses can come down to three agonising coin flips.
In development
LTNL Chess
The next tactical branch of the Lemonverse puts ornate lemon and banana armies on a board framed by Gary, Marty and Frank.
The current build already has touch-first play, move history, undo, new games and Gary’s deeply useful commentary on entropy. Development continues while the board, rules and presentation are refined.
In development
LTNL Survivor
Two bananas. Far too many lemons. One very yellow man refusing to accept the obvious tactical disadvantage.
First look
Survive, configure, listen—or flee tragically.
The Survivor identity leans into the warm, crowded lemon-room chaos while retaining the ornate purple-and-gold Lemonverse interface.
The game is still being built. These images are an early visual direction rather than a promise of final systems or release timing.
The mark
A new corner of the Lemonverse.
Survivor has its own loud yellow identity, but the same purple, gold and tactical-fruit DNA.
Marty’s tactical banana doctrine
Four poses. Zero conventional firearms.
Where it began
Read the novella.
Meet Marty, Gary and Frank before the card tables, chess boards and lemon rooms became involved.